They bought a Delorean without telling their daughter then prank her and record the video of her finding out!

http://thenewswheel.com/true-undisputed-father-of-the-year-surprises-young-daughter-with-a-delorean-video/

Audi scores with a clever commercial

if you were a Nascar driver, and could pick your sponsor, who would your have all over your car?

Chuck Norris

Anyone seeing that in their mirrors would just get the hell outta the way, right?

Heard this on the Netflix tv show, The Ranch, starring Sam Elliot, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, and Debra Winger

Good show, often funny

When Parnelli, the Firestone West coast distributor, was driving for the Goodyear West coast distributor Carroll Shelby, he covered the Goodyear sticker with a Firestone sticker

Both Parnelli and Shelby were Ford racing team guys, so Carroll had no problem hiring Parnelli

Can-Am 50th Anniversary: Flat Out with North America's Greatest Race By George Levy, Pete Biro

Sons Of Anarchy parody endorsed by Ron Perlman!

https://www.facebook.com/perlmutations/

How to fix a car, and what's the Emergency Brake for - Mitch Hedberg

I don’t know how to fix a car. If my car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say “E”, I’m fucked. But if the gas tank says “E”, I get all cocky; “I got ths one, don’t worry about it. Lemme get out the toolbox, AKA. ‘wallet.'”


I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car, and I'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. What kind of emergency is this? I need to not stop now. It's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.


Mitch Hedberg, died in 2005. Enjoy his jokes ranked from #257 to the best at #1, at https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/a-complete-ranking-of-almost-every-single-mitch-hedberg-joke

Or read some funny shit about fixing your own car https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/32kxvq/my_stepson_when_i_was_showing_him_how_to_change/#bottom-comments

1st time I've seen these anti Italian sports car ads from Shelby

racing backwards... no one seems very skilled at it, and the cars? Wow, ready for the junkyard

this had to be a shipmate that did this dastardly prank

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1649370045277547/

Jeremy Clarkson on crashing:

They gave me a Charade GTti and I set off for a lap that ended in a ditch with a car cut completely in half.

What went wrong? No idea. All I can remember was the man from the company responding to my apology by saying “Don’t worry. We make one of those cars every 23 seconds”.



The only accident I could explain was when I was grass track racing in my Scirocco in the middle of the night after a big party. And the reason I hit a tree was “a champagne bottle got stuck under the brake pedal”.

I never told the insurers that.
https://drivetribe.com/p/BIwjiLtpT5GKVnKLM4JD1A/XyHBUUxAQwmB79YK3336iA

I find this hilarious... some frustrated old fart with an axe to grind and who will not allow for any other opinion than his own... has a Facebook page and went full retard this morning

Think it was the "Good day sir" that did it? Or the "I said good day sir" that pushed him over the edge?  

Is it any wonder the ego of this tyrant chose to use 5 star general and president Ike as his facebook photo? Just how full of yourself do you have to be to use a world leader as your avatar?

Read for yourself, the pissy old fart blocked my ability to look and see what is on Motorology Facebook page now. 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/321577158048111/permalink/547354382137053/?comment_id=547727558766402&reply_comment_id=547822488756909&notif_t=group_comment_mention&notif_id=1481090985858257

Giving the speeding ticket camera the finger

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4dryxc/fuck_you_speed_camera/

30mph zone. Above 10% + 2mph to trigger a ticket which means he not only spun the trike and got the finger up with perfect timing, he did it at at least 35mph one handed.

He's not just flipping off this particular speed camera. He's flipping off the entire policing system. However, the cops probably won't catch his drift.

car art... good stuff

This guy gets it... too many prima dona BMXers out there thinking you have to blow a fortune to look the part to mountain bike down a hill needed to be taken down a notch... so - he seems to have made a film to prove the point.

teach them young to fix their own cars!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1631935880418477/

get with the changes, step up your game now and then

https://www.facebook.com/taha.razem.9?fref=jewel

by the power of Magneto I command you to fly! Now!

he figured out how to get revenge... through her savings account

drive around a school bus with the stop signs up? Not smart, instant cop response, and justice served

the response wasn't instant, she did this almost every day for several weeks, and after many many phone calls to the police they finally had an officer sit and wait for the nutjob lady.

Although a helmet now enjoys more prestige and design, it is always been developed and designed to meet all requirements.

thanks to Lucian at dWrenched! For finding this hilarious ad campaign of why we have always needed helmets, and for the rest of them, see https://www.klonblog.com/2016/11/24/print-so-niedlich-kann-man-fuer-das-tragen-eines-fahrradhelms-werben/