I don’t know how to fix a car. If my car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say “E”, I’m fucked. But if the gas tank says “E”, I get all cocky; “I got ths one, don’t worry about it. Lemme get out the toolbox, AKA. ‘wallet.'”
I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car, and I'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. What kind of emergency is this? I need to not stop now. It's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.
Mitch Hedberg, died in 2005. Enjoy his jokes ranked from #257 to the best at #1, at https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/a-complete-ranking-of-almost-every-single-mitch-hedberg-joke
Or read some funny shit about fixing your own car https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/32kxvq/my_stepson_when_i_was_showing_him_how_to_change/#bottom-comments
I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car, and I'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. What kind of emergency is this? I need to not stop now. It's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.
Mitch Hedberg, died in 2005. Enjoy his jokes ranked from #257 to the best at #1, at https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/a-complete-ranking-of-almost-every-single-mitch-hedberg-joke
Or read some funny shit about fixing your own car https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/32kxvq/my_stepson_when_i_was_showing_him_how_to_change/#bottom-comments
